The Tucson Police Department released the photo of a man wanted for questioning in an animal abuse ring today. The issue was expedited when Tucson citizens bombarded the non-emergency line at TPD headquarters reporting farm animals and pets showing signs of sexual trauma.
After an initial investigation department spokesperson Gabrielle Piccolo stated, “we have been able to easily confirm that these animals were not only sexually assaulted, but left bloodied and without satisfaction after the perpetrator fled on foot to a nearby Subway.
Tucson Police are requesting public assistance from anyone who may know the whereabouts or have any information on Skyler Lown-Peters, a Tucson native who’s family is well known for their costume shop – Lown’s Costumes. Police believe Skyler is the sole culprit of these animal rapes and believe him to be armed and dangerous. TPD chief Ronald Whitmer stated in a Wednesday afternoon press conference “I know I will be making sure my cats and dog are locked up and secured in the house tonight. I don’t need this creep ass fucking them while I’m inside pretending to love my old ass wife in my over-priced, under-insured mansion.”
Gott Yabish, Channel 23 News, Tucson