Merrick Man Charged With 3-5 Years in Prison for Masturbating on Woman’s Car

Merrick resident Michael Montesano was arrested this morning when he was found masturbating on the car of East Rockaway resident, Alyssa Kelly. Cops were called to the scene at 3 am Monday morning when neighbors heard loud moaning and saw a dark figure in the middle of the street. Montesano was reportedly yelling “Where’s my fucking tacos bitch?” Much to the concern of neighbors and Ms. Kelly, charges were pressed against Montesano and he is looking at a 3-5 year sentence for public nudity, public indecency, and public masturbation