Merrick Teen arrested for violently masturbating near local movie theatre

Alex Sydorak, age 19, was arrested yesterday May 9th for public intoxication, pulbloc nudity, and obstruction of peace. Sydorak, a student of Binghamton University, was caught vigorously masturbating in front of a local movie theatre, apparently screaming, “I want my eyebrows back!” The incidient took place around 3AM and police were notified after loud sreams and a dark figure was seen lurking around the area.