(Perrysburg, OH) Within minutes of being named Mother Of The Millennium, Jan Lindemulder identified to our sources as to which of her sons is the favorite.
Jan, in a secret press conference, revealed that her favorite son is the one who took the laughter, ability to overcome, honesty and kindness that was on display at home throughout his formative years and made them his guiding light.
“This news must be heard, although it’s hardly news to me,” Jan told our sources.
UPDATE:
Sources close to all three of Jan’s sons are claiming the guiding light characteristics above to be their own. We were only able to receive an email response from Jan with a Smiley face emoticon.