Morristown resident Devin Smith finds himself to be higher than normal human status after touching the booty. “All of my friends had already done it,” Smith tells our correspondent, “I figured, ‘fuck it, what it do?’. Then all of a sudden I started giving off a super-saiyan-like glow, and everyone within a 100 foot radius became covered in radiation burns and died.”
Smith plans to use his new abilities to help fight global warming and radiation victims.