A local woman was today identified as consuming what she thought was a normal Chicken Tikka biryani, but was horrified to discover a metal pet tag inscribed with the name ‘Tiddles’
She told reporters “I was just finishing up my meal when I heard something scrape against the plate & when I examined it, I thought I would throw up. I never noticed anything wrong until I had nearly finished, but this has put me off curries for ever.