Natalie Pistachio’s Confession: The Truth Behind What She Thinks About President Trump

Natalie Pistachio (née Panasiak) was rumored to have whispered that she really finds President Donald J. Trump’s hair ‘cute’. “Like, it’s just like a big pouf of cheeto-flavored cotton candy,” sources close to Pistachio have reported her as saying. Pistachio and her representative Miss Maya Drzewicki have not given comment at press time.