Never gets bits done and crys

A man named flip Stevens from Spalding has been crying his eys out and masturbating . He was seen yesterday doing this by simon hare aka the bit king with a alsum coat that flip also wishes he has. This is a big part of flips problem his he has a gay coat and never gets bits done this has really affected flips confidence and he needs to sort his life out and come out the closet . Also a man named Barry also saw flip haveing a bum in Bourne woods .