New born baby rejected union flag risked hypothermia

Josh McDonald, born yesterday at 14:25 has shown what he thinks of being born British. His daunted father panicked when Josh was delivered one week early, and gave an old union flag to the ambulance crew to keep baby warm. Immediately Josh threw the rag away. Astonished paramedics tried again and again to cover Josh, but he refused. Needless to say the flag is no longer in the proud family home. Mum and Dad are doing well, and baby Josh shows all the signs of a career in politics.