Ninja Warrior Returns.

Singer Gordon Webber has been keeping a low profile for the past 20 years pretending to be taking vacations travelling the Worlds most exotic resorts.
In a Channel 23 Breaking News Interview this morning, Gordon explained these trips were to train with Chi Lin Monks to refresh his skills as a martial artist.
Gordon’s claim to fame as owner of The Greenwich Inn when he was a Ninja Worrier: He would regularly run up one wall of the pub, across the ceiling, down the other wall, and back behind the bar, so fast that none of the customers could see him do it.
Gordon will soon be performing on ‘Britains Got Talent’, as a Singing Ninja.