Nitro Falls Into Depression

For the past several years, Nitro has jumped the fence with the sole purpose of hanging out with his girlfriend who has lived across the street, down an alley, for the last few years. It was brought to his master’s attention that Nitro’s girlfriend moved out recently without even notifying him. He was found prancing down the road yesterday, mumbling to himself, “Bitches ain’t shit, but hoes and tricks.” Nowadays, Nitro just sits at the front porch with the expectation that his beezie will be walking by any time; however, no such arrival is expected any time soon.