No One Knows How The Rumor Of ‘Fangboner Performing Soon At Mom’s Place’ Got Started

After weeks of investigation, authorities still have no clues into the origin of the ongoing rumor that the ultimately mysterious band, known as Fangboner, is set to perform “soon” at the well known Chicago venue, Mom’s Place- A Chicago Gathering Spot (650 N Dearborn). Investigators traced the rumor down several paths, but their lengthiest path hit a dead end. It was found that the first known telling of the tale took place on February 14th at 4:21am. A local man (identity withheld) reported he was standing on the corner of W. Irving Park Rd. and N. Oakley Ave when a feline strolled up to him and said “Hey Fucker. Fangboner! Mom’s Place. Soon!”. Later efforts to find the cat ran into trouble as a handful of local cats reported that “He took off to Cali for a few months”.

When the venue was asked to comment by phone, an unidentified man had only this to say…
“Who are you? No, my name isn’t Ron, I don’t know an Andrea, and I have no idea what you are talking about. I think you have the wrong number.”