KIM Jong-un states in his latest press release that after watching the first five seasons of Walker Texas Ranger that he plans to search out and destroy Chuck Norris for his seamingly biased attitude on the hit TV show towards N.Korea. KIM being just a child when the series originally aired inferred that Mr Walker made a disrespectful face directed at him in episode 5 of season 3 and that he demands an apology or he will “seek the dogs on him”.
At the moment the US Navy has been sitting off the coast of N. Korea for the past week and officials have stated that Mr Jong-un seems to be getting stir crazy and nothing he says should be taken seriously. As a precaution Mr Norris has been sent to S. Korea and is expected to be ready if needed to invade.