Obese chocoholic arrested

Obese chocoholic Martin smith has been arrested in carshalton. Mr smith 56 hi jacked a articulated lorry late Sunday evening carrying cadburys Cream eggs. Later that evening police found the stolen vehicle with mr smith inside having eaten half the load it took 10 offices to restrain mr smith due to his massive derby. once the officers had loaded mr smith on to a 10ton lorry to transport him to the station it was clear mr smith had eaten close to 5000 cream eggs. After mr smith had been booked in at the station and charged with his crime his only request was 4 pints of Milk to wash his chocolate feast down with.