Old Shawneetown Local Kills a “Flying” Fish With A Dead Cat

81-year-old Honduro Palpitillia kills a fish from his backyard, which he claims fell out of the sky, with his cat he murdered.

Honduro says, “Dem fishes came out of no where. It was like it wasn’t even comin’ from the sky. It was crazy, man. I don’t even believe I’ve ever seen anything like this before! It sure ain’t nothing expected from here in ole Old Shawneetown!”

Witness Yonda Erting claims she killed her cat as well to help, but did not end up on the scene in time. Police reports have been filed for animal abuse against both Erting and Palpitillia. No further information has been released.