Omar Pagan Sworn In

With a year of a controversial campaign and facing opposition from countless people, who have accused him of being racist, Omar Pagan has been sworn as president of Earth. His vice president, “Caesar Theodore St. John” who has gone on record himself to call Omar a racist and has even forced Omar to bend over in public was pleased with how everything went. President Pagan proceeded to flip the entire crowd off and everyone at home, as they were bending over for him. Even the CIA and FBI bent over for him. Caesar released this statement:
“We shall deport the foamers to California and cut California off from the rest of America. We will then bomb the middle east, Brownsville, Chiraq, Boogiedown Bronx, hell we will bomb everyone that causes mayhem within our country. May death come quickly to our enemies and may the bending over be with the American people and our new president, Allahu Akbar!”
Allahu Akbar indeed. President Pagan will take office on May 25th, 2017 and there will be a party. Everyone invited except trashy hoes, retards, and foamers. Now back to Sir Julian the Great: MTA’s rule enforcer/breaker.