PAISLEY MAN SPLASHES OUT

5 years running local resident Kenny Lupton has attended the Royal Navy Chefs and Caterers reunion in Birmingham without as much as buying a drink. But 2017 was different.
Having retired police force and picked up a massive pay off and pension, Kenny pushed the boat out and bought his first ever pint at the event for his friend Al Gard.
Gard said “I was taken by surprise, Totally unexpected, but when he waved the pint in front of me and said “You fucking bit” and necked it himself, I knew we had the old Kenny back.
Lupton would have had another free weekend except for a tragic accident of losing 50p in a mass of foam in the Figure of Eight beer garden.
There were no arrests.