Pirate Toads Attack home owner

A man locals know as ” Drunk Bum” told reporters early today a bizarre tale.he informed them that last night after a high ball he heard a ruckous. He went outside and discovered an old canoe full of what he described as ” Toad Pirates ” hollering outside. ” I told them to get on with this here broom!” I said I got stuff to do !” The Amphibimen just took off shortly after . Bum later said he Sreamed ” Hold the Gate!!!” And fired several rounds into the air.