Police caught woman selling strange meat pies in Brentwood, Ny

On May 4th, 2017 the third precient was called to respond to a women choking that seemed to be from a meat pie made by local resident Claudia Lopez. Residents from the neighborhood mentioned Ms. Lopez’s pie business started about 6 months and since then everyone kept coming back for more till today when the young women who was found choking, was rushed to the hospital and doctors said from the X-rays; the patient had digest over 30 pieces of bones and skin fragments all from a human being not being herself. After that more people stepped forward saying that have eaten the meat pies and all went to he checked. With the same results it was found that Ms. Lopez did in fact make her meat pies from human beings. How did she get all the innocent people in a pie? We may never know! Hahahahahahaha just kidding