President Donald Trump Resigns

The President of the United States, Donald Trump has resigned as the President of the United States. It is reported that he no longer can deal with the stress of being President in between rounds of golf at his Florida Resort. Inside contacts also say that Donald Trump also throws fits of temper with the many comics and impersonators who make light of him publicly, on television and social media. His former wife Ivana Trump no longer vants to haver her already dirtier name, muddied in the Press. More Fake News will be reported when Re-Userers reporter Ken Swanson makes it up. Film at 11:00.