REAL LIFE DEL BOYS CUNNING PLAN IS SILVER FOILED

Antiques dealer Ian Jellicoe was arrested this morning following allegations of fake silver tea pots. Hereford constabulary chief inspector Marky Mark said “we have found evidence of a plot to sell fake silver tea pots. Including hundreds of China tea pots and cans of silver spray paint” he continued “we’re calling it ‘operation plot pot’ Thankfully these fake pots, or “Fots” as they’re becoming known on the streets are now to be rehomed at Mrs Crumbles tea room”