Real life flash?

Recently reports have come in that Jared leath has drank too much of the mad mondo juice and is running rampant around the old mill area at 1374858281747594939499182748 mph. Reports have also come in that people have heard him yelling about his supersuit. He has been seen in many stores in search of chic fil a 13s so if you have any be on the look out. We wish everyone good luck