Record number of std cases in Jackson county

According to Alabama State Health Officials, the highest number of sexual transmitted diseases in Jackson county, are the highest in the state. On average, 1 person in 5 has an std. and that number is expected to rise. Residets of Jackson County have been advised to use caution when having promiscuous sex and to avoid havIng sexual relations with family members if at all possible. We interviewed some of the citizens of Jackson County and most say they are terrified at the thought and most blame the outbreak on Donald Trump, the Republican party and the vast number of zombies whicheck are rampant in the area.. More to follow on this story and more tonight on channel 93 “Live at 9″ WSTD channel 93. And remember the wise words your mom always said to you,”
You’re gonna catch something that even Ajax can’t wash off of you.” ……and as it turns out…… it also burns like crazy, especially in those open blisters.