Ridgewood parents outraged upon finding a man having sex with racoon in Grover Cleveland park.

On May 10th, at 10:35am several witnesses called 911 to report a heavy set former Ridgewood resident sodomizing a racoon behind the swings in Grover Cleveland park, located on the intersection of Stanhope street and Grandview avenue. The 104 precinct police arrived to find Eddie Gonzalez breathing heavily, covered in sweat and matted fur, cursing at the heavens for letting his victim escape. Obviously worried about the poor critter disclosing what happened to the authorities, he began to make excuses for his vile behavior. “He deserved it…..wait until I catch his mother, she’s next.” were among the horrible comments this disturbed man was spewing as his was being led away by disgusted police. Officer Kowalski said “this is the most disgusting thing I ever saw happen. To think what must be going on in this poor animals mind. And the racoon must be devastated too.”. Eddie Gonzalez was expecting to be arraigned Wednesday night in queens county court. It’s believed his only source of bail is to provide unwanted dance lessons to the judge and arresting officers. More details will be updated as the day goes on.