Scientist find smoking semen makes you intoxicated

Scientists in Asia have found that it is possible to get intoxicated off of smoking semen fluids. Takamari Akutsa of Ming University after a 4 year study found semen contains a chemical known as 3-Meo-Cumipredine. He said in his interview with us earlier this month “I was watching busty Asian babe’s 4 one day and got the crazy idea that I should try and vaporize my own semen” at which point he said “I felt really messed up” and “I was stumbling all over my house for hours”. He later added that “The withdrawal from such a ‘high’ is so severe, that you’ll find yourself “”blowing and smoking”” loads all day long”. Doctors everywhere are now isolating the chemical and seeing what it could be used for medically, some scientists have found it to be useful for ailments like: PMS, AIDS, and even cancers.