Screaming Ice Weasels invading North America from the south!

The Department of Fishy Game has warned residents of several southern states including Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Oregon, and Maine, of a new invasive species, namely the Screaming Ice Weasel. The diminutive size of the Screaming Ice Weasel belies the creatures voracious appetite for the Yo-yo toy. Toy stores, and children, across several states have seen their yo-yo’s decimated by this small pest. If encountered agent Wyatt E. Derp of the Department of Fishy Game gave this advice “The best course of action is to arm yourself with a damp sponge, and hide behind a couch or other large object. You can spot the little buggers by their white underbellies.”