DUBLIN- On the evening of Sunday May 7th, Sergio Jimenez called the ambulance of Elizabethtown claiming of abdomen pain. Dispatchers tried to keep him call by all he could say was “I have to take a shit but I don’t want to”.
He was rushed to the emergency room and everyone was shocked. He was inflated near the abdomen. It looked like he was pregnant or there was a foreign object ” says one hillbilly witness.
Sergio Jiménez was taken in for surgery and doctors were scared to discover what the bulge was about. Prep took about 5 hours.
When the first incision was made a loud explosion happened. Everyone knew for sure what it was. The room smelled rotten and like ass.
After the surgery Sergio Jimenez admits he had been holding in his farts and shit for 1 month.
Under questioning For this horrible act, Sergio Jimenez 19, faces charges of imprisonment of farts and trafficking a heavy shit. He was in jail with an initial court appearance scheduled for Thursday. It was not immediately clear if he had an attorney who could comment on the charges.