Serial Pickle Thief on the Loose

If you see this woman, please proceed with caution and alert authorities immediately. This suspect is wanted for numerous thefts of, get this: pickles. This suspect allegedly robbed Mr. Pickles Sandwich shop and became irate when she discovered that the sandwiches were not pickle sandwiches. She claimed false advertisement and assaulted the employees with pickles that she had in his backpack.

The suspect then went to several other local businesses and demanded all the pickles, but she only wanted them whole, not sliced. Safeway on Balfour Road reported that she filled his backpack with jars of pickles and ran to a black late 2000’s Acura TL and escaped. If you see her please call Crime Stoppers 1-800-No-Crime