On Thurday, May 4th, Officials recieved news of a local pussy bitch causing a havock in the streets.
According to authorities, Shane Hollis, 19, was found acting like a tiny little vagina in a series of local sightings. One woman told us “Man this kind is fucking gay lol why he do this?”. The behavior of this little bitch has been a problem for months. Authorities say to keep a watch out for this human clitoris, because he could be looming in any backyard, bathroom or playground within a 10 mile radius of his vagina. We urge the public to stay safe and to wear a splash guard for the amount of vaginal juices that will come from his female sex organs.