Slob on the loose

Police commissioner John Parks of Jefferson Parrish is strongly urging citizens to be on the lookout for a man who they identify as Reginal White or AKA. “slob”. Police say “slob” was cought leaving the scene of a crime which left 5 people devastated. Victims Marcus B*** says White entered his home around midnight Monday morning intoxicated screaming the word ” Krab”. He then ran into the victims rooms quietly, pulled their shorts down, and proceeded to what he calls it ” tickling my butthole” while he was sleeping. White then ran out of the victims home but not without writing “slob” on the walls with the victims poo poo. There has been a warrent issued on Reginal White aka “slob”. Anybody with the whereabouts or see this man please contact crime stoppers