Spring Mobile Business Sales Team Crushes Isis Over Name Infringement

Isis has gone on record finally conceding defeat after a long conflict with the US Armed Forces and Her Allies, when the Spring Mobile Business Sales Team (BSIS), armed with Note 7s, raided an Isis compound capturing the Isis leader. The team’s leader, Lonny Mannikko later was interviewed saying, “Instead of going through the motions of changing our name and not saying BSIS and have it come out wrong to some deep woods right wing militia types, we just decided to take them out ourselves.” Chuck Norris told the AP he was so impressed he will be awarding the team with the Chuck Norris once in a lifetime award of excellence. This award is only given out once every lifetime by Chuck Norris for exemplary butt whooping.