Steven Hill misses match

Celtic fan Steven Hill is set to miss his team’s Scottish cup final defeat to Aberdeen. This would have been the bookmakers first ever Celtic match thanks to his friends on the football banter page sourcing tickets for him and a friend.
We managed to contact Hill and he told us “I cannas go, I work 25 hours every day, 8 days a week and don’t get any hollidays”.
This snub came as a surprise to site admin JP Monaghan who said “that’s the last I’m getting that part timer a ticket”.
Steven sparked outrage during an old firm game earlier this season when whilst accompanied by a large group of friends set up a big screen on Ayr beach and had a barbecue. Police arrived accompanied with two fire engines and brought the massive Barbie under control.
Another site admin who wishes to remain anonymous simply informed us that “he’s a dirty lying bastard”. Don’t worry Brian H Badger we won’t print your name.
As a token of good will we have managed to book a tour of Celtic Park for Steven for whenever he manages to get a couple of hours away from the bookies. Sources say he is like a child at Christmas looking forward to his first visit to Parkhead.