Stevenage man sought by police after raid

Hertfordshire police are tonight seeking a man in connection with what has been described as cuddly toy deviance at unimaginable levels….. Tonight, tower crane operator and percussionist Michael Simmons (pictured) is believed to be on the run after the ghastly find at his home address in Stevenage. A police statement was released this afternoon saying that 814 semen drenched Animal from the Muppets toys and several dozen beheaded zippy and George toys have been recovered