Studies Show that 95% of People are Douchebags

The studies are in, and people are out. According to the latest polls, a whopping 95% of people are douchebags. That number is up by 65% from 10 years ago. The problem is rooted in the lack of communication and the constant dumbing down of people by social media in an attempt to believe everything reported by the media. If you read this article, you are part of the problem. Put your phone away, go outside, we’ve at strangers, and make a real friend…you douche!