Taco Bell employee arrested for adding a “secret sauce” to tacos!

A Taco Bell employee in Santos New Mexico was arrested today for jacking off in the tacos. It was reported to police by 6 customers who had gotten sick after eating there last night. When asked why he had done it the employee said ” Rude Customers piss me off. So I wanted to give them a secret sauce to pay them back.” No names have been released as of this time.