Take A Break For A Blunt

Friday morning TPD officers responded to a call that a student was on the roof of the school and refused to come down. Administration was unaware of what his purpose for being on the roof was. When brought down and questioned as to why he was on the roof he responded, “I just needed a quiet place to smoke a blunt before going back to Algebra”. He was detained by police officers until his parents arrived. When questioned about how he managed to get the keys to the roof he responded, “I’m the janitor’s plug. He made me a copy for an eighth”.