Taliban Sub patrols on the Ross Barnett

Rear Admiral Jonathan Buttkus, says that if not for the efforts of the Misfit Navy, the rez would probably be over run with Taliban subs. This all volunteer navy spends as much time as possible on the rez patrolling the waters to keep the citizens safe. “The citizens of Mississippi should be extremely proud of these volunteers. Since they have been on patrol, not a single Taliban sub has been spotted”, stated Buttkus.
To the untrained eye, these volunteers might look like a bunch of deplorable drunks, but it is believed that this unconventional behavior and trashy demeanor actually work to their advantage. The volunteers have been spotted in various locations around the rez. One boat captain that wishes to remain anonymous due to the nature of their volunteer work stated that the skimpy attire and sometimes missing swimsuits is all part of the trap. “We work really hard trying to lure the subs to the top, where we can really go after them”. “Some our female volunteers have said that they could take on a boatload of seamen….”