The Executive Director of the Leon County Humane Society, Lisa Marsh Glunt, has filed for divorce of her loving husband of 13 years.
The LCHS recently hosted a fundraising event at Bradley’s Country Store. There was a petting zoo there for both kids and adults to enjoy. Apparently Lisa enjoyed it a little too much. As she entered the gate she made immediate eye contact with George the duck. The two immediately fell head over “beak” each other.
The two started an illicit affair at that very moment. They tried to keep this sick and twisted relationship a secret but their burning desire for each other was too much to keep hidden.
Lisa’s loving husband was not the only victim in this horror story. George’s live-in girlfriend, Sheila the duck, was dropped like 💩 through a goose.
When asked how he felt, Donnie could only ask “Is it duck season yet?”