Ted Thompson made another brilliant personnel decision making the 2017 Green Bay Packers the team to beat. Ted called up retired long snapper Mike York and asked him to dust off his ruby red cleats and gaurentees York a spot on the 53 man roster. York is a future hall of famer and the only player to call a time out so he could eat a moon pie and a Diet Coke. York claimed he was feeling woozy and the only cure was a moon pie.
Most remember York for his flashy ruby red pimp cleats that he wore both on and off the field. York’s downfall in the 1983 season was due to his off the field antics of sexually harassing small farm animals. Although he was never convicted, York is suspected in fucking chickens a few counties over from 1981-2000.
This should be a colossal season for the Packers as long as York can stay out of the henhouse.