Tenerife Terror

May 12th 2017. Today it has been announced that all tourists who have stayed at the Aparthotel Neptuno in Costa Adeje in the last week. Have been asked to seek medical advice due to a parasite ibeing found in the water and food suplise. It burrows into your Rectum causing it to enlarge dangerously to the point of it exploding. Already 10 cases have been reported this week. It will lay dormant for up to two weeks and then within an few hours your Rectum will dangerously enlarge.