Terry (Bubba) is a fanatical gym rat living in the southeast suburbs of Seabrook, Texas. Bubba takes his workouts very seriously and even heads to his favorite local gym when under the weather. But, lately, here at Channel 23, we’ve noticed a slight change in the air that has many local residents feeling uneasy. Last Tuesday, as most residents of the sleepy little town of Seabrook were getting up and ready for work, Bubba was turned on his side after hitting snooze on his 5 a.m. alarm 3 times. He was so tired and sleepy from working so hard on his calves the day before, that he wasn’t able to move his tiny little feet to the floor. He cringed at the thought of missing his workout. What would his workout buddies think? How would this damage his reputation? Is there any way to come back from this? Would he still be his mothers 2nd favorite child? No matter what he imagined, poor Bubba could not, would not move. He literally did not go workout. Nothing. He slept till 9 then ate a Greek omelet with extra feta cheese. He lied to his friends and family and told them he worked out with somebody that he met in an online Muscle Man chat room. Will Bubba ever recover his identity? Here at Channel 23, we doubt it.
*This story was brought to our attention from someone who wishes to remain anonymous.