Did you know Theresa May wears a wig? She has been completely bald since she was 23 years old. An anonymous source leaked her medical reports on Monday, which show a long history of increasingly bizarre treatments for Alopecia.
One leading hair care expert who withheld their name said “If you look closely it’s obvious she wears a wig. I’m surprised it’s taken this long for the story to get out. Hair care experts everywhere must know the truth”.
A cabinet source denied the claim as “fake news” but later admitted Ms. May had removed her wig by accident on at least one occasion in the past year. The source later denied any knowledge of the event or place.