Toland arrested in armed raid.

A well known face in manchester uniteds red army was tonight behind bars.Ryan toland was arrested in a secret location somewhere in the irish republic by a number of armed police.A police spokesman said,we have no comment at the moment other than its a big big arrest.Speculation is growing that toland was organising a terror campaign in russia for the 2018 world cup.police were acting on a tip of from a darren battey ,who was in the same internet group as toland football firms piss up.The groups founder,a mr steve dolin was unavailable for comment.