Tottenham Fan swallowed by Arsenal Hippo

A tottenham fan was recovering at his north london home today having been pulled out of Venger a young Bull Hippo from Arsenal. Anand Kumar aged 34 was pulled from the Hippo after zoo officials darted the 900kg hippo. In a statement issued by a close friend TaxiforPatz said Anand had been out partying and climbed over the enclosure housing little Venger but had mistaken the hippos rump for a local girl’s booty from Woodgreen. Locals reported that Liquisha Courtney’s booty wa often mistaken for a hippos. Today Anand was resting up at home and declined to comment. Doctors advise Venger will make a full recovery after after his butt slapped continoysly for 20 minutes which exclamations of whose your daddy.!