Trump Announces He will step down….

After losing a round of golf 2 the ghost of Frederick Douglas Donald J. Trump said ” You know, we had a bet, he won, bigly, believe me, he is the best…”
This comes as a shock 2 45’s closest ‘friends’ declaring “his Twitter feed is usually where He makes all his big decisions”.
Ivanka was unavailable for comment claiming she was “late for a flight 2 Asia”
More details as they become available.