Trump Declares War on the Moon

President Trump has recently declared war on our natural satelite known as the moon, or Luna. In his words it is “just sitting up there watching us. Every night. I don’t like it. It sits there and stares at me.” He vows that the moon will no longer threaten America with its presence and will be sending missiles to destroy it next Thursday. Whether or not the moon will make a preemptive strike is not yet known, but NASA scientists say that it is approaching earth and will likely impact in 3 days time. We interviewed a young boy who many have claimed to be working to stop the impact, he had nothing to say.