In response to a slump in reservations at the Mar a Lago, President Trump announced the installation of a drone strike command center for use by VIP guests and foreign dignitaries.
Guests will be able to deploy a drone targeting one of very many “bad, bad, terrible people” identified as enemies of the state by the Trump administration.
Frequent flyers who accumulate enough reward points will be allowed one “patriot act mission,” and launch an explosive-laden unmanned aerial vehicle at anyone they choose from the comfort of the fabulous resort.