Trump on Brazil: “Why does it even exist?”

Late Saturday evening, president Trump made mention at a brief interview in Washington, DC that he’s not interested in being allies with Brazil. When asked if he would pursue better foreign relations with the South American country, he responded “It’s an inferior wasteland. Why would I want to have a good relationship with Brazil? How would it benefit us?”

Reporters immediately began to ask him if he really thought his statements toward Brazil were appropriate. “Of course they’re appropriate. I mean, just look at Brazil. It’s just dirt. That’s all there is. One big dirt. Why does it even exist? Look, when I said ‘America first’, I was talking about this America. The one you and I are standing in right now. I wasn’t talking about the America beneath us. They’re beneath us for a reason. Because they’re all bandits.”


A group of Brazilian bandits

The fact-checking website Politico early this morning reported that while Trump’s comments were indeed inflammatory, they were mostly true. Just last April, Brazilian citizens were polled about whether or not they felt they were bloodthirsty uncivilized savages, and 69% of respondents answered “Yes.” Statistics also show that Brazil is primarily one big barren wasteland with no electricity, water, vegetation and animals.