Trump to Illegal Aliens: “We have the greatest Earth, but you can’t invade it!”

In a statement released Sunday, the White House identified the next threat to America are not from this Earth. “Repeated abductions of men, and women, who are the backbone of this great nation, have negativity impacted the economy…” Trump stated. Trump plans to build what Press Secretary Sean Spicer described as a “…Lazer space wall” to prevent Illegal Space Aliens from entering our atmosphere. Trump then explained how Steven Spielberg was overrated and so was the 1982 box office hit “E.T.” Trump noted that he is a fan of the movies “Mac and Me” and “Earth Girls are Easy” due to being “…the greatest, most fantastic movies about aliens ever created in the history of America.” Plans for the space wall are still being developed at this time.