UK man voted world’s greatest lover

Local man Snaun Eenkhoorn also.know as Moose has today been voted the world’s greatest lover. 500 women from around the world voted. All agreed that they had never had better before or since. Shaun could not turn up today for his award as he was pleasuring 3 women and just didn’t have the time . So we presented his award to his secretary Ronnie Sharp. He also agreed that shaun was a amazing lover cos him and Mick Hoyle had often spoke about it